“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to text her 6 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iPhone to text her 6 best friends to go to the mall in her new Lamborghini
sometimes i want to dress all badass with leather pants and red heels and lipstick and listen to arctic monkeys nonstop
then othertimes i wanna listen to mgmt and get high and do shrooms and draw and wear flowers in my messy hair and tie dye
then i listen to vampire weekend and wanna wear sweaters and oxford shoes and read edgar allan poe
who am i idk
“she put a wreath of white lilies round her hair, but every petal of the flowers was half a pearl”
–Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid
She wore flowers in her hair and carried magic secrets in her eyes. She spoke to no one. She spent hours on the riverbank and had midnight swims.
don’t be like Sasuke
Explain
killed his brother
left his wife and child to go wander the world because he feels bad
needed 500 episodes to actually have a redemption arc
needed a redemption arc
tried to kill his best friend several times but always failed at it because the friend was a) better then him and b) way too good a sport about all the murder attempts.
Stabbed someone who has shown nothing but love and compassion for him, and has shown concern for his wellbeing…twice.
used a loyal companion of his as a meat-shield during a fight he had barely any stakes in.
Had the fucking moxie, the fucking bravo to even talk about becoming the Hokage after all the shit he’s put everyone through, without even acknowledgkng the fact that Naruto has wanted to become Hokage since fucking forever
still treated sakura with no respect post-redemption arc even after marrying the woman
Doesn’t tell his daughter that Sakura is her real mom and instead, avoids the question to cause drama and taunt the SasuKarin fans
sasuke invented emo culture so all reblogs are cancelled
anyone in this thread smoke weed?
Sasuke would smoke weed
I don’t even know anything about Naruto, I just made a post that said don’t be like Sasuke, and y'all pulled up some heavy receipts on that man, goodness
don’t be like Sasuke
Explain
killed his brother
left his wife and child to go wander the world because he feels bad
needed 500 episodes to actually have a redemption arc
needed a redemption arc
tried to kill his best friend several times but always failed at it because the friend was a) better then him and b) way too good a sport about all the murder attempts.
Stabbed someone who has shown nothing but love and compassion for him, and has shown concern for his wellbeing…twice.
used a loyal companion of his as a meat-shield during a fight he had barely any stakes in.
Had the fucking moxie, the fucking bravo to even talk about becoming the Hokage after all the shit he’s put everyone through, without even acknowledgkng the fact that Naruto has wanted to become Hokage since fucking forever
still treated sakura with no respect post-redemption arc even after marrying the woman
Doesn’t tell his daughter that Sakura is her real mom and instead, avoids the question to cause drama and taunt the SasuKarin fans
sasuke invented emo culture so all reblogs are cancelled
anyone in this thread smoke weed?
Sasuke would smoke weed
I don’t even know anything about Naruto, I just made a post that said don’t be like Sasuke, and y'all pulled up some heavy receipts on that man, goodness
disadvantages of having thick hair
advantages of having thick hair
advantages: the hairdresser goes “woooow sooo much hair”
When you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody.
